Thursday, August 4, 2011

Corkavore

The Corkavore eats cork, as its name suggests, but only cork that's been stuffed in a wine bottle. It lives in symbiosis with Homo Sapiens, frequently hitching a ride, remora-like, with its human counterparts. The most common type of human where the Corkavore can be found are servers at restaurants with liquor licenses. It also lives in kitchen drawers across North America and Europe, but the kitchen drawer isn't its preferred habitat, since the food supply is more limited.

Corkavore is also extremely talented musically, but it seldom forms bands because it spends all of its time screwing around instead of practicing.

-Mark

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